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johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm


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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.


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collapsed:

me proposing

collapsed:

me proposing


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kayla-bird:

there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”


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doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created


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tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON


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ponett:

being hated by terrible people is such a good feeling


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