hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created
If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON